992. Mosquitoes

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Share "Ek macchar aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai" (One moqsuite can turn a man into a eunuch). The ever famous dialogue by Nana Patekar is still embossed in our minds. Why? Cause it's freakin true.

Hate the sound they make before they attack in battalions. Blood sucking Parasites. For their size, they do have big keeda's up their ass

993. Burp

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Share Also known as Farting-Upside-Down, the skill to burp is also an art passed on from generation to generation. There are various kinds of 'burpers' around us. But Boy Oh Boy. is it fun?

This is also the result of continuous dakaar's

994. The Screeching Sound of the Horn

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Share And who here doesnt agree to the fact that Horns are not irritating?

I would rather listen to Himesh's Nasal Voice Songs. No. Wait! That is #354 on this list.

Everything that can be pressed, need not be pressed.

995. Captcha's

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Share Everytime you sign on to something on the internet, you will receive a couple of captcha's. The real purpose? To identify if you are human enough.
For god's sake, do monkey's use the PC?


The worst part is that some are so difficult that you'll have to squint your eyes and read it.

Hey! I am a Captcha. Since you have "loads" of time, i'll just take some more of it :P

996. People eating in Public Transport

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Share Its irritating to see people munching on stuff in public transport, specially when there is too much crowd and all you can see is the guy trying to munch on his burger or rolls with bullet-time visuals added to effect by the drooling saliva from his mouth.

Something like this:

997. People talking loudly on their cellphone

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Share Yes, we have faced this. Indians have a habit of talking loudly on the phone. More so when they are surrounded by other people.

998. People walking slowly in front of you!

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Share How irritating is it when you are in a hurry but the person in front of you is walking at snail's pace?

999. Sitting to solve crosswords and knowing only one answer

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Share I remember sitting to solve crossroads in Newspapers with great enthusiasm but only knowing 1 or maximum 2 answers and then spending rest of the time cursing the guy who created the crossword.

1000. The TV Remote Control

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Share The remote control is no ordinary device. It helps you switch between channels when you a bored and things like that. But very few no that an ordinary remote for our television sets has one magical feature.

Invisibility!

And then all  you have to do is search below the below, below your couch, behind the TV and the remotest place in your home just so that you can miss that very important ball of a cricket match.

How the hell does the remote manage to be invisible is still unknown and therefore it has made it to #1000 of our list of the 1001 most irritating things ever!

1001. When you are disconnected in the middle of a chat

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Share From the time internet came into our lives and we started typing 'asl pls' in yahoo chatrooms searching for those hot chicks with whom we could have sex chats to the Social Media era. Chatting online has become a part of our lives.

We have dedicated log in and log out times. Chats range from a simple 'hi' to extremely intense discussions. We all are addicted to chat. But then how many (and i lost count after 165) times have our internet suddenly gone off as we see those legendary words 'Mr. X is typing......' forever on our screens.

Argghhhhhh!

It's irritating to be disconnected when you are the middle of a chat partly because to chat on the phone would have costed you some shit!

This makes it to the #1001 on the 1001 irritating things ever!